hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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