What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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