Non-Jews are for practice
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
