i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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