Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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