can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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