My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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