Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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