I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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