Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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