god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my shit smells like andre
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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