if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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