Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
