That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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