I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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