you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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