Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He better not be in your backpack
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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