I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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