Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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