I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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