Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My feet surprised me
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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