So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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