No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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