like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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