Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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