I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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