So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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