Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
organizing the empties. That sober.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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