Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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