fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You work out of a Hotel?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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