yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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