She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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