still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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