Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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