You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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