discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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