and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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