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So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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