Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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