need another drink. this is the easiest way
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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