But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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