Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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