Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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