you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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