yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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