Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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