Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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