Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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