So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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