These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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