I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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