i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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