elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I am naked and annoyed.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
