last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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