In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
