i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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