sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He called his prostate his "boner button".
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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